What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

If you lived in South Africa, would you support nuclear power as a solution to the country's energy woes?

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do I identify fake friends in life?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What do you wear when you are alone at home?

Live and Let Die

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

Is there a stereotype that South Indians are physically strong and muscular compared to other regions of India?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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